twntythreethings
twntythreethings
plop plop fizz fizz gurgle boom!
  • jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
  • mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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